Thursday, April 30, 2009

An Open Letter to Keri Hilson



"Control Me" [In A Perfect World Deleted Track]
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Dear Keri Hilson

Two years ago when you popped up on the excellent and slept on "Timbaland Presents Shock Value" I was eagerly awaiting your dawn as a brave new voice in music. Your vocal contributions on "Scream" "The Way I Are" and "Miscommunication" alone had me on the net, staning for you and your projects. Two years later, ohh how the tides turn as "In A Perfect World" was probably one of the most boring and uneventful releases of the year (well aside from Ciara and Crickets releases) .

What were you thinking Ms. Hilson. Starting fake beef with artist you supposedly write for and then retracting when you ignorance garnered a little buzz. When you have to name drop all the artist you write for cause nobody is really interested in you as an artist, all that you are really bragging about is how much money you are making off of their publishing. Please stick to writing Ms. Hilson as your handlers and managment don't seem to know what to do with you anyhow. How exactly are you different from the 62 other females vying to get into your lane. Your look and voice do nothing to diffrenciate you, your songs or writing credits do nothing to give you credibility. Why oh Why did they leave the only good track you have "Control Me" off your album? Now this is the vapid pop music you should be singing. Did you even read the lyrics...ohh yeah, you probably wrote this masterpiece too.

I'll be your entertainment tonight
I show you what ever it is you like
Just sit back and enjoy the show
And kick your feet up boy here we go
I need all of your attention
You can admire *my* dimension
*Been working* on my definition for you
Tonight there is only one thing for you to do

(2x)
Remote control me
Push the buttons to turn me on please
Pick me up, put me on the wall please
Just plug in the wire
Make my volume higher higher

*Be my* remote control

*Don't adjust the station it is just right*
*Name all your favorites I'll be that tonight*
*Espn ain't nothing compared to this*
*Think you've seen action nothing is like this*
Now I've got all of your attention
You can touch on all my dimension
*Been working* on my definition for you
Tonight I'm a the only thing for you to do

(2x)
Remote control me
Push the buttons to turn me on please
Pick me up, put me on the wall please
Just plug in the wire
Make my volume higher higher

Be my remote control

Ohhh feels like a fur
The pictures are clear
You wanna put it on pause
Remote control me
Nothing like a late night
Flick to keep you *enticed*
You wanna see it again
Remote control me

(2x)
Remote control me
Push the buttons to turn me on please
Pick me up, put me on the wall please
Just plug in the wire
Make my volume higher higher

Be my remote control
How about we put you on mute and stick you in the corner for a while. But speaking of control, why don't you continue to be a role model for young girls all over the world and sell yourself as a walking talking blow up doll. If there is anyone who could have probably navigated your non-existent career it would have been Timbaland. Why that collaboration never panned out is a bit of miscommuication I would love to hear. Your music...not so much.


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