So whoever this broad is has graced us with yet another aluminum charting album that will soon be forgotten. If you can even remember, Chrisette Michelle first came on the scene with her single "Like A Dream" and then album "As I Am" that soon became siding for the Home Depot Center in Carson. Her sophomore flop "Epiphany" is a 12 track gem that I listened to yesterday and couldn't even recall one track. Her signature throwback bluesy "Billy Holiday" esque nasal squeaks have been done to death and better a thousand times over. If you care, her album drops on May 5 or now all over the internet. But if you ask me, the real ephiphany should have been that nobody wants to listen to music by a fake coquettish chanteause who looks like Bob's Big Boy (picture below for reference).
No comments:
Post a Comment