Thursday, January 28, 2010

Cynical Forethought: I Hope all this Money Being Raised For Hait actually Helps The People



It doesn't seem like a day passes where you hear about some "celebrity" and/or entity raising half a billion dollars in 35 seconds for Haiti Relief. With Org after Org corralling your heartstrings into giving to the new red ribbon boutique cause of the moment, Haiti is in fact, the first cause to embrace the digital era (where donations were collected over multiple platforms) Forgive my cynicism, I am very glad that the spotlight has shone on the impoverished country. For Haiti has problems that go far beyond the earthquake in terms of civility, human rights, and ethics. But it would seem the tides have turned and through tragedy the world unites for a singular cause that couldn't be more well deserved or received. What troubles me is that when we look back on this cause 5 years from now....will we see the same demolished landmarks, shanti town, oppression, and poverty.

Its no doubt that the cause for Haiti is raising a lot of money....a lot of money that the people desperately need. My main concern is really, how much of this money is benefiting the people if any. This is not to discourage from giving, but rather question where the money is going and investigate the organizations you are sponsoring so that your donation can do what it was intended to do.....lift up a people who have been through the worst experience they have experienced in the past 200 years. Disaster capitalism is an economy all on its own and Haiti seems like the "Jersey Shore" raitings boost that the construct needed. I just hope that Hope for Haiti doesn't turn into the new stimulus plan for greedy fat cats and their board members hoping to subsidize their country club memberships.

Toni "Makes My Heart" Smile, But Can She Stage a Comeback!!!





Toni Braxton is to the 90's what Rihanna is to whatever the state of music is now (we don't have to think too hard about whose the better artist). However, when Toni set up shop at the Flamingo in Vegas for (lets keep it real) a paycheck , it signaled the end of an era. Rife with conjecture, Toni's label worries and bankruptcy was well publicized. As was her lawsuit with LeFace records which handed her (and other 90's recording artist) one of the worst contracts the industry has probably ever seen for such a burgeoning critical and commercial success.

Flying high on fumes from 1996's "Secrets" a classic to this day and 2000's "The Heat" (a criminally underrated offering), Toni has been absent for the better part of a decade. Well, that's if you don't count 2002's "More than a Woman" and 2005's "Libra" both ridiculously forgettable offering that didn't register on anybody's radar. Well flash forward to the Trey Songs incident and Toni finds herself in fresher creative waters with her criminally pushed back "Pulse" slated for a fourth quarter 2009 release and now having been pushed back at least twice this year, here's hoping that Toni can hold some of the momentum, especially after releasing snoozefests like "Yesterday" that sounds like it came from the bowels of ballad hell. "Make My Heart" aside from being rendered as a kick ass, sexy piece of key art, is a song after my own heart. I say that because years ago Snoop released a track that was never included on any of his albums featuring a female vocalist with this same beat. I have been searching for years for the MP3 of the song, so surprise surprise when I went blog hunting and discovered this blast of audible oxygen "Make My Heart" sampling the same beat.

What I have heard from "Pulse" sounds varied and mixed with the final tracklisting still being a mystery. Here's hoping that Toni and her team can get it together and move more in the uptempo direction and finally stick a release date so that we don't see Toni's latest project flatline.

Wednesday, January 27, 2010

Apple Unveils New Tech Monstrosity to Take Over the World: iPad (I liked iTablet better) - iTampon and iToiltetpaper to debut in third Quarter


"an iPod touch that big enough to fit in your lap"
you can pay me later for that tagline Apple.


SAN FRANCISCO – Apple Inc. will sell the newly unveiled tablet-style iPad starting at $499, a price tag far below the $1,000 that some analysts were expecting.

The iPad, which is larger in size but similar in design to Apple's popular iPhone, was billed by CEO Steve Jobs on Wednesday as "so much more intimate than a laptop and so much more capable than a smart phone."

Jobs, 54, a survivor of pancreatic cancer who got a liver transplant during a 5 1/2-month medical leave last year, looked thin as he introduced the highly anticipated gadget.

The iPad has a 9.7-inch touch screen, is a half-inch thick, weighs 1.5 pounds and comes with 16, 32 or 64 gigabytes of flash memory storage. The basic iPad models will cost $499, $599 and $699, depending on the storage size.

All models have Wi-Fi and Bluetooth connectivity built in. Jobs said the device has a battery that lasts 10 hours and can sit for a month on standby without needing a charge.

Apple will also sell a version with pay-as-you-go data plans from AT&T in the U.S. Two tiers of data plan will be available without contracts: $14.99 per month for 250 megabytes of data, or $29.99 for unlimited data usage.

Those 3G models will cost more — $629, $729 and $829, depending on the amount of memory. The Wi-Fi only version will be available worldwide in March, and the 3G version in April. International cellular data details have not yet been announced.

Get to know Rogiérs "Life and Music: All of It"


Rogiérs is a night whisperer. One of those raspy seducers who nuzzle your ear offering resonance-rich promises of sweeter tomorrows, if only you'd believe in him. Stories of previous money hungry loves who didn't believe enough, didn't love enough, didn't trust enough to fill the void...these are deliciously vulnerable first date pillow talks. If only he had somebody like you earlier, he'd be ahead of life's game. Now that he's met you, just wait and see how beautiful your life together will be, how good he'll be to you...yeah, baby.

Ego stroking words - tinged with hurt, angry remnants over yesterday's love-glides off his silver tongue with such smooth sincerity, such candor. Before you know it, half-torn drawers get left on damp floors, morning after breakfast buffets are scenting daylight infatuations followed by premature U-Hauls and the eventual relinquished paychecks without so much as a backwards glance. You know he can't deliver on every promise made, but he sounds sooo good whispering them in your ear, your throat, everywhere...that you don't care. At least, he's got game. At least he cares enough to want to make you feel this special, wanted, needed. Welcome to Rogiérs' debut album, Life and Music: All of It.

Generally, this kind of lover man boasts such a confident swagger that any red-eyed confessions like "Hollywood Story," is read as privileged insight into the wounded little boy being protected inside. On keepers like "Come Into My World" and "Come When You Call," Rogiérs (pronounced Ro-ghe-ay) is extending an open palm to you into his world, to protect and love that wounded boy too. You're special; you've been given an exclusive ticket into this realm of addictive pleasure and pain. And believe me when I say Rogiers' project is sensually addictive. The former Alicia Keys keyboardist follows an elusive musical brand made by such secretly seductive nice guys as Maxwell and Carl Thomas, the cool kat that always landed dime pieces on the low. Rogiérs catapulted into this rare league so adeptly, I can't help but shake the idea that his Life and Music is the sophomore album Thomas fans always wanted from Carl following that classic, haunting-and it appears never to be repeated-debut, Emotional.

Accordingly, Rogiérs freshman project is a welcome return to intimate music that envelopes and tempts you into a private realm of naughtiness justified by high brow "spiritual" intentions and mature discretion. His vulnerability begs your vulnerability, and with it a release of your inhibitions. He never actually asks for the drawers, uh uh. He asks for your love, your devotion, your honesty, your commitment which-as any lothario could tell you-leads to not just intimacy, but the best intimacy of your life. On an album that never deems to use base, overtly sexual language, Rogiérs conjures an album that is Junior's cheesecake rich with sexuality.

Musically this penetrating gaze is achieved with a breathy second tenor that avoids the high-pitched, electronic cold showers passing for masculine vulnerability among contemporary R&B tenors. Rogiérs' instrument has the inviting resonance of the previously mentioned Mr. Thomas combined with the gospel flexibility of J Moss. With fine producer contributions by Dré Bowman, Big Tone, Rogiérs' music is high on mood and space atmospherics: electronic winds, synth organs, light key work, bell trees chime, head-bobbing drum samples, reverb enriched backgrounds that sound as breezy as the wind effects. The phrasing is church, as is Rogiérs talent for runs, a melismic heavy technique that does on occasion slip out of song punctuation to just plain showing off, like on the spare interlude "Dust." But then don't the "gifted" lover boys always eventually over play there hand? Smartly, on the throaty, straight forward piano ballad "You'll Live," the showiness is kept to Rogiérs own impressive ivories work.

The project does have clear dance moments, but - urban contemporary synths and blaring horns aside - songs like "Home," featuring Joseph Webb, are not hip hop enough to be inner city club bangers and are too mid-tempo to be hard core house cuts. On the other hand, bonafide dance floor jams like "Please Believe Me" will get heavy rotation by any DJs worth their Technics. The feel and rhyme structure Rogiérs favors on these tunes will draw strong Peter Hadar comparisons, particularly on the bouncy first single "Life and Music" featuring Big Tone and house cuts like "My Gift (Applejac Remix)." Following "Life and Music," there are at least two other very commercial radio ditties, "Fa Sho" and "Feel It Now," that read as the missed A&R opportunities Ruben Studdard needed to avert his recent door prize by J Records. Come to think of it, Dave Hollister might want to cover these cuts if he's even slightly interested in reviving his R&B career. As this name dropping should indicate, Rogiérs' music is a gospel-reared, soul man's music.

True to type, Rogiérs repeats his loverman rap a couple of times too many by offering his lovers remixes or alternative versions of at least two tracks, "Hollywood Story" and "My Gift." Interestingly, the alternative and remixed versions of both cuts were better than the originals thanks to a seamless pairing with Bilal on "Hollywood Story" and that fun Applejac Remix. He also has too many interludes, too many explanations of who he is and what he's really about as if his game wasn't enough to sway you, all distractions that interrupt the romantic fantasy for two. Of course, as time progresses, you don't mind him being a repeater or his protestations of realness. By the end of Life and Music, you know his game by heart, his empty promises all revealed. But damn, if you don't keep letting him talk his way past your door. Well? What you got to say for yourself? I know, I know. If only, those night whispers didn't sound sooo good. Highly recommended.

--L. Michael Gipson

Give Yourself the Lil' Kim Makeover



I was on the floor with this one....LMFAO

Friday, January 22, 2010

A Little Positivity Goes a Long Way: Haitian Woman Rescued After 6 Days under Rubble


As the death toll continues to mount in Haiti following last week’s devastating January 7.0 magnitude earthquake, there are still a few hopeful stories unfolding. This week a few survivors have been pulled from the rubble alive, click below to watch the story of one woman who emerged nearly unscathed after being buried under a building for six days.



It’s heartwarming stories like these that help encourage rescue workers to keep digging, despite all the horrors they’ve uncovered so far.

Thursday, January 21, 2010

Does Anyone Else Have a Problem With Wycleff Being Spokesperson for All of Haiti


So did you know that Wycleff was Haitian. Well that seems to be the only qualification, well that and he is probably the only recognizable Haitian star in America, for him speaking for an entire nation of people. Wycleff probably means well, but what really bothers me about his involvement is his suggestion that Haiti needs to be evacuated......you know...just disapropriate about 2 million people to god knows where exactly and put him in charge of the airports. You know, because the Haitian people will listen to him and if he says go, they will go. Its very strange to me that when we are speaking of specific demographics of the world who are hit by tragedy, the logic leads some nutsack to rise up and suggest relocating everyone. Which then leads to the corporatization of the land and the development of beachside resorts and developments that squeeze the locals out. Given the history of Haiti, this has to be the logic. But truthfully, when you are doing everything to help...logic also dictates that you don't go on Oprah to state your case......especially with so much media blitz already.

Wycleff, with your foundation undergoing investigation for misappropriating funds and your Tila Tequila -esque enthusiasm for being on camera...I mean spreading the word to the masses, I'm going to have to see you get down and dirty in the trenches a la Anderson Cooper Rescuing a Haitian boy from street mobsters in order to buy your sincerity.

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