Thursday, December 17, 2009
Lil Wayne's "Rebirth" is Peaking My Interest
"Lil Wayne - Knockout (Feat. Nicki Minaj)" [From the already leaked but upcoming album "Rebirth"]
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I'm not a huge Lil Wayne stan, but when I heard about his desire to venture outside of Hip Hop and produce a rock album I thought inevitably that he was creating career suicide. Particularly, given his rise to the top echelon of the hip hop plethora, it appeared that Wayne was going a bit Kanye 808 on us and I thought that the fruits of that labor would produce mix results. Well after announcing an album push back to next year and Amazon shipping out copies of the album to those who pre-ordered (the original album release date was December 15th), the album has leaked and upon taking a listen at the track "Knockout" I would have to say that my ear have perked up and I am thoroughly intrigued. I am all for artist that make a concerted effort to bend formats and mix genres so lets see what kind of "Rebirth" Wayne has in store.
J Davey Gives Music Lovers the Ultimate Christmas Gift
"J Davey - Outta the Window" [From their upcoming release "Boudoir Synema: The Great Mistape"]
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I am a huge huge J Davey stann so I have been checking for their Warner Bro's debut "New Designer Drug" for some time to no avail. So imagine my excitement with the discover of two new tracks off their upcoming release of "Boudoir Synema: The Great Mistape". "Outta the Window" is pure musical bliss and "Crawl All Over" is the type of crazy, sexy, cool track that the duo has made their bread and butter. Take a listen to "Outta The Window" by clicking on the link and check out the free mixtape on Christmas day. Enjoy
Wednesday, December 16, 2009
You Too Can Prevent the Spread of AIDS.....Through Song
It seemingly has good intentions, but besides the fact that this is the PSA version of "Amen" and I couldn't shake the feeling that I should be walking down the isle giving "offering" what really had me falling out is that it was suggested that this should be the final song they play at the club before they turn the lights on...could you imagine...lol
Wednesday, December 9, 2009
Indie DVD Pick of the Week: In The Loop
IN THE LOOP is a fast-paced, lancet-witted ensemble comedy from first-time film director Armando Iannucci, based on his satirical BBC sitcom, THE THICK OF IT. The film tracks the lies, misunderstandings, good and bad intel, and PR blunders that escalate into a full-blown (fictional) crisis in the Middle East over the course of a few days, in a few conversations and meetings, in a few corridors of British and American power. Though played for laughs, the movie demonstrates how the most incidental factors (leaked papers, hastily spoken soundbites) and players (aides, interns, and low-level government officials) can influence the course of history. The pitch-perfect cast does a great job with Iannucci's script, improvising just enough to maintain the pseudo-documentary feel of the TV show. Even when the action gets loose and rollicking, the tone is tightly controlled satire, and the humor emerges organically from the situations and relationships at hand. Peter Capaldi, reprising his TV role, is hilarious as a foulmouthed, perpetually het-up Director of Communications for the British Prime Minister. Mimi Kennedy gives a droll but heartfelt performance as an antiwar U.S. diplomat and shares some touching and funny scenes with a more subdued than usual James Gandolfini as a U.S. general with surprising views on war. And Tom Hollander quietly steals the show as the hapless British Secretary of State for International Development whose careless remark in an interview sets off the events that catapult him into deeper waters than he has ever been in
Signs of Life for Hip Hop Lovers Part 2: Kidz In the Hall
"Kidz in the Hall - The Professional Leisure Tour" [click on link below for free download]
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Kidz in the Hall's latest offering "The Professional Leisure Tour" is further proof that hip-hip isn't dead...its just been relegated to the underground. And I have absolutely no problem with that as I hope it will inspire a resurgence of organic hip hop for those who love music...point...blank....period. Enjoy the free download and stretch out your neck muscles cause your heads gonna be nodding.
Heath News Spotlight: You are Drinking Dirty Water
from the New York Times
More than 20 percent of the nation’s water treatment systems have violated key provisions of the Safe Drinking Water Act over the last five years, according to a New York Times analysis of federal data.
That law requires communities to deliver safe tap water to local residents. But since 2004, the water provided to more than 49 million people has contained illegal concentrations of chemicals like arsenic or radioactive substances like uranium, as well as dangerous bacteria often found in sewage.
Regulators were informed of each of those violations as they occurred. But regulatory records show that fewer than 6 percent of the water systems that broke the law were ever fined or punished by state or federal officials, including those at the Environmental Protection Agency which has ultimate responsibility for enforcing standards.
In some instances, drinking water violations were one-time events, and probably posed little risk. But for hundreds of other systems, illegal contamination persisted for years, records show.
'Top priority'On Tuesday, the Senate Environment and Public Works committee will question a high-ranking E.P.A. official about the agency’s enforcement of drinking-water safety laws. The E.P.A. is expected to announce a new policy for how it polices the nation’s 54,700 water systems.
“This administration has made it clear that clean water is a top priority,” said an E.P.A. spokeswoman, Adora Andy, in response to questions regarding the agency’s drinking water enforcement. The E.P.A. administrator, Lisa P. Jackson, this year announced a wide-ranging overhaul of enforcement of the Clean Water Act, which regulates pollution into waterways.
“The previous eight years provide a perfect example of what happens when political leadership fails to act to protect our health and the environment,” Ms. Andy added.
Water pollution has become a growing concern for some lawmakers as government oversight of polluters has waned. Senator Barbara Boxer, Democrat of California, in 2007 asked the E.P.A. for data on Americans’ exposure to some contaminants in drinking water.
The New York Times has compiled and analyzed millions of records from water systems and regulators around the nation, as part of a series of articles about worsening pollution in American waters, and regulators’ response.
Carcinogens
An analysis of E.P.A. data shows that Safe Drinking Water Act violations have occurred in parts of every state. In the prosperous town of Ramsey, N.J., for instance, drinking water tests since 2004 have detected illegal concentrations of arsenic, a carcinogen, and the dry cleaning solvent tetrachloroethylene, which has also been linked to cancer.
In New York state, 205 water systems have broken the law by delivering tap water that contained illegal amounts of bacteria since 2004.
The problem, say current and former government officials, is that enforcing the Safe Drinking Water Act has not been a federal priority.
“There is significant reluctance within the E.P.A. and Justice Department to bring actions against municipalities, because there’s a view that they are often cash-strapped, and fines would ultimately be paid by local taxpayers,” said David Uhlmann, who headed the environmental crimes division at the Justice Department until 2007.
“But some systems won’t come into compliance unless they are forced to,” added Mr. Uhlmann, who now teaches at the University of Michigan law school. “And sometimes a court order is the only way to get local governments to spend what is needed.”
A half-dozen current and former E.P.A. officials said in interviews that they tried to prod the agency to enforce the drinking-water law, but found little support.“I proposed drinking water cases, but they got shut down so fast that I’ve pretty much stopped even looking at the violations,” said one longtime E.P.A. enforcement official who, like others, requested anonymity for fear of reprisals. “The top people want big headlines and million-dollar settlements. That’s not drinking-water cases.”
The majority of drinking water violations since 2004 have occurred at water systems serving fewer than 20,000 residents, where resources and managerial expertise are often in short supply.
But scientific research indicates that as many as 19 million Americans may become ill each year due to just the parasites, viruses and bacteria in drinking water. Certain types of cancer — such as breast and prostate cancer — have risen over the past 30 years, and research indicates they are likely tied to pollutants like those found in drinking water.
Informal methodsThe violations counted by the Times analysis include only situations where residents were exposed to dangerous contaminants, and exclude violations that involved paperwork or other minor problems.
In response to inquiries submitted by Senator Boxer, the E.P.A. has reported that more than three million Americans have been exposed since 2005 to drinking water with illegal concentrations of arsenic and radioactive elements, both of which have been linked to cancer at small doses.
In some areas, the amount of radium detected in drinking water was 2,000 percent higher than the legal limit, according to E.P.A. data.
But federal regulators fined or punished fewer than 8 percent of water systems that violated the arsenic and radioactive standards. The E.P.A., in a statement, said that in a majority of situations, state regulartors used informal methods — like providing technical assistance — to help systems that had violated the rules.
But many systems remained out of compliance, even after aid was offered, according to E.P.A. data. And for over a quarter of systems that violated the arsenic or radioactivity standards, there is no record that they were ever contacted by a regulator, even after they sent in paperwork revealing their violations.
Those figures are particularly worrisome, say researchers, because the Safe Drinking Water Act’s limits on arsenic are so weak to begin with. A system could deliver tap water that puts residents at a 1-in-600 risk of developing bladder cancer from arsenic, and still comply with the law.
Despite the expected announcement of reforms, some mid-level E.P.A. regulators say they are skeptical that any change will occur.
“The same people who told us to ignore Safe Drinking Water Act violations are still running the divisions,” said one mid-level E.P.A. official. “There’s no accountability, and so nothing’s going to change.”
Attention New College Grads - Your Degree Costs More Than Its Worth
from Time Magazine
Employers and career experts see a growing problem in American society - an abundance of college graduates, many burdened with tuition-loan debt, heading into the work world with a degree that doesn't mean much anymore.
The problem isn't just a soft job market - it's an oversupply of graduates. In 1973, a bachelor's degree was more of a rarity, since just 47% of high school graduates went on to college. By October 2008, that number had risen to nearly 70%. For many Americans today, a trip through college is considered as much of a birthright as a driver's license.
Marty Nemko, a career and education expert who has taught at U.C. Berkeley's Graduate School of Education, contends that the overflow in degree holders is the result of many weaker students attending colleges when other options may have served them better. "There is tremendous pressure to push kids through," he says, adding that as a result, too many students who aren't skilled become degree holders, promoting a perception among employers that higher education doesn't work. "That piece of paper no longer means very much, and employers know that," says Nemko. "Everybody's got it, so it's watered down."
What's not watered down is the tab. The cost of average tuition rose 6.5% this fall, and a report released on Dec. 1 by the Project on Student Debt showed that the IOU is getting bigger. Two-thirds of all students now leave college with outstanding loans; the average amount of debt rose to $23,200 in 2008. In the last academic year, the total amount loaned to students increased about 18% from the previous year, to $81 billion, according to the U.S. Department of Education.
Meanwhile, the unemployment rate for recent grads rose as well. It is now 10.6%, a record high.
The devaluation of a college degree is no secret on campus. An annual survey by the Higher Education Research Institute has long asked freshmen what they think their highest academic degree will be. In 1972, 38% of respondents said a bachelor's degree, but in 2008 only 22% answered the same. The number of freshmen planning to get a master's degree rose from 31% in 1972 to 42% in 2008. Says John Pryor, the institute's director: "Years ago, the bachelor's degree was the key to getting better jobs. Now you really need more than that."
Employers stress that a basic degree remains essential, carefully tiptoeing around the idea that its value has plummeted. But they admit that the degree alone is not the ace it once was; now they emphasize work experience as a way to make yourself stand out. Dan Black, director of campus recruiting in the Americas for Ernst & Young, and his team will hire more than 4,000 people this year out of 20,000 applicants. There are a lot of things besides a degree "that will help differentiate how much attention you get," says the veteran hirer, who has been screening graduates for 15 years.
Enterprise Rent-A-Car hiring guru Marie Artim, who says her company will hire 8,000 of 20,000 applicants, has found that her applicant pool is changing. "While 10 years ago we may have had the same numbers, today we have higher-quality and better-qualified applicants," she says.
So what does it take to impress recruiters today? Daniel Pink, an author on motivation in the workplace, agrees that the bachelor's degree "is necessary, but it's just not sufficient," at times doing little more than verifying "that you can more or less show up on time and stick with it." The author of A Whole New Mind: Why Right Brainers Will Rule the Future says companies want more. They're looking for people who can do jobs that can't be outsourced, he says, and graduates who "don't require a lot of hand-holding."
Left-brain abilities that used to guarantee jobs have become easy to automate, while right-brain abilities are harder to find - "design, seeing the big picture, connecting the dots," Pink says. He cites cognitive skills and self-direction as the types of things companies look for in job candidates. "People have to be able to do stuff that's hard to outsource," he says. "It used to be for blue collar; it's now for white collar too."
For now, graduates can steer their careers where job growth is strong - education, health care and nonprofit programs like Teach for America, says Trudy Steinfeld, a career counselor at New York University. "Every college degree is not cookie cutter. It's what you have done during that degree to distinguish yourself."
Tuesday, December 8, 2009
Tiger has lost his "Focus" with Gatorade
from ONTD
Caught in a media whirlwind, Gatorade has dropped Tiger Woods.
It is the first major endorsement loss for the champion golfer since reports of numerous affairs and an unclear car crash.
However, Gatorade says it has nothing to do with Woods’ scandal and that the decision to discontinue its “Tiger Focus” drink was created before the car accident and allegations held against him.
In a statement to CNBC, Gatorade officials said: “We decided several months ago to discontinue Gatorade Tiger Focus along with some other products to make room for our planned series of innovative products in 2010. We hope to share more about our 2010 plans soon.”
Madlibs: 10 is the Magic Number
Isn't if funny how the people you expect least become the biggest perpetrators. Well I'm not sure if the Golf Digest editors were hoping to cash in on a bit of controversy (the image is photoshopped), but their January 2010 cover is a real point of conjecture. With Obama's approval rating dropping and 10 being "the golden ticket" these days....I bet there are 10 tricks...oops I meant tips Tiger would gladly like Obama to take , but then again....we've already been here done that with the Clinton administration.
I don't get in the habit of judging public figures, for they live in a universe that is completely devoid of the real world, but isn't it funny as side ho after side ho after side ho comes out of the woodwork, there has been absolutely no talks of the endorsement pull-outs (pun intended). Clearly there is a morals clause in these lucrative contracts as Tiger has, until now, maintained one of the most vanilla, cookie cutter, linen fresh, existences on the planet.
According to, Golf Digest, Tiger woods is projected to make over a billion dollars come 2010 making Woods the only athlete to earn over a billion dollars in his career (before taxes) and the second richest "African American" (of course Oprah is the first). That makes for a lot of hush money. But as more details arise, it will be very interesting to see how Nike, Accenture, AT&T, Tag Hauer, Gillette, and Gatorade try to cover their asses.
The Best TV Dramas of the Decade
from Newsweek
#10 'In Treatment'
The word “talky” is sometimes thrown around in a pejorative sense to describe television shows, as though having characters converse is an unwanted relic of the radio age. How refreshing, then, to have a show appear that willfully ignores the potential of a visual medium. On HBO’s In Treatment, the talk is the action. Based on an Israeli format, each episode is a voyeur’s dream—a peek inside a person’s therapy session. Paul Weston (Gabriel Byrne) is the therapist, who like many of his real-life peers, struggles to keep his professional distance from patients dead set on blurring the boundaries of the doctor-patient relationship. Feats of thespian derring-do come faster than you have time to process them all, as the patients lunge and Paul ripostes. For those who live in a town without a robust theater scene, In Treatment is the closest thing to a spectacular off-Broadway play starring name actors.
#9 'The Shield'
One of the great Emmy moments of the decade was when the barely known Michael Chiklis upset fierce competition (Kiefer Sutherland, Martin Sheen, Michael C. Hall, and Peter Krause) to win best actor in a drama. By the end of the series’ run, he showed again and again why he deserved it. In a decade full of antiheroes, Chiklis’s Vic Mackey was among the most extreme. His renegade detective respected no boundaries when it came to meting out Hammurabian justice and skimming cream for himself whenever possible. After seven seasons of The Shield, Vic was responsible for so much chaos that it seemed no comeuppance would suffice. Then, in a pitch-perfect move, the writers opted not to kill Vic, but to put him into his own personal hell, cut off from any family or friends or the job he loved. A rewarding end to a series that always evolved in unexpected ways.
#8 'Friday Night Lights'
Friday Night Lights is the unlikeliest great drama of the aughts. It’s a network drama, for one, in a decade that saw cable networks dwarf the quality and ambition of network television. It’s set in high school, and it’s about a football team, factors that would also seem to limit its appeal. But like the other dramas on this list, Friday Night Lights defied the limitations of its premise by creating an authentic world. In Dillon, Texas, nothing is more important than high-school football, and so its players are saddled with enormous responsibility and pressure, all while dealing with the doubt, anxiety, and awkwardness that come with being a teenager. Add in the nuanced Coach Taylor (Kyle Chandler) and his wife, Tami (Connie Britton), and you had a show that parents and kids could genuinely watch together and all feel like they were being spoken to at their level.
#7 'Six Feet Under'
In hindsight, the idea of setting a drama in a funeral parlor as a means to explore issues of the way people live their lives and struggle to embrace mortality seems a little clumsy and obvious. But I’ll be damned if Alan Ball didn’t turn the metaphor into an elegant depiction of an American family trying to stay together as its members moved in their own directions. The culminating moments of its finale, which saw all the members of the extended Fisher family age and die, puts it among the greatest television finales not just of this decade, but of all time. And even if all Six Feet Under had contributed to the culture was its brilliant, perfect opening credit sequence, it would still have had a life of which to be proud.
#6 'Mad Men'
If Seinfeld was the show about nothing, then Mad Men is the show about everything in which nothing happens. Even the show’s most fervent fans will concede that to call the show’s pace glacial is kind of an insult to the efficiency of glaciers. But by setting the show in the 1960s, Matthew Weiner took the pressure off the plotting. The action doesn’t have to be in the show’s plotline, it’s already in the zeitgeist, and the political and social upheaval of the decade constantly insinuates itself into the lives of the well-dressed, chain-smoking grifters at Sterling-Cooper. Its characters are endlessly fascinating, particularly Don Draper (Jon Hamm), who manages to be gripping even as he goes back to the same philandering ways again and again. In a way it makes sense; at a time when everything was changing, what could be more comforting than a familiar pattern?
#5 'Battlestar Galactica'
No one would have predicted that the biggest Big Idea show of the decade would be Battlestar Galactica, which couched its explorations of terrorism, patriotism, security, and theology in a sci-fi yarn with a goofy title based on a cheesy 1978 series. If you’ve been avoiding the show for these reasons, do yourself a favor and gorge on the DVDs. More than any other show, Battlestar reflected the anxiety of a nation following 9/11. But it was a fun-house mirror reflection, with spaceships and robots, so it was a way to explore our feelings in a safe way. A show set in the far reaches of space felt distant, but still managed to hit close to home.
#4 'Breaking Bad'
The plot explored in Breaking Bad—the milquetoast metamorphosis—is a familiar one, but it’s arguably never been executed in as fascinating a manner as it is here. Perhaps it’s because its protagonist, Walter White (back-to-back Emmy-winner Bryan Cranston), is not the everyman he appears to be at first blush. Sure, he’s a nebbishy high-school chemistry teacher struggling to make ends meet for his family and battling an aggressive case of lung cancer. But as he transitions into his second job as the crystal-meth kingpin of Albuquerque, he displays a capacity for dishonesty and violence that suggest the potential has been there all along. Then again, it could also be argued that this is exactly what makes Walt the everyman, that we all have potential for evil that goes untapped because we haven’t been cornered. But it takes a brave viewer to make that argument. Most of us watch Walt’s descent with our hands half covering our eyes, repeatedly telling ourselves that could never be us.
#3 'The Sopranos'
Picking a favorite scene from The Sopranos is tough, because many of its most memorable scenes showed things that had never been tried on television before, things that made you want to grab the phone and ask someone if it’s possible you just saw what you thought you saw. For me, it was in season 3, in the episode “Employee of the Month,” when Dr. Melfi (Lorraine Bracco) burst into tears in session with Tony (James Gandolfini), torn over whether or not to wield him as a weapon against the man who raped her. It’s a perfect scene, wonderfully acted, observantly written, and quietly heartbreaking, in a series full of such scenes. For all the talk of the infamous cut-to-black in the series finale, it’s not acknowledged enough that it wasn’t the first time David Chase had played us like a violin. He had been at it for years.
#2 'Lost'
Imagine a tall, suave, handsome stranger meets you by chance and fills your life with love, passion, and spontaneity. And there’s a whirlwind romance, all rose petals and jewelry and notes written in mirror fog. Then, after a few weeks, he casually mentions that he’s had three failed marriages, has six (possibly seven) children and a credit score in the teens—things you wouldn’t have tolerated if you’d known in the beginning but manage to choke down now that you’ve been seduced. To a large swath of its viewership, Lost has been this playboy with baggage. First it’s just a bunch of pretty people who crashed on an island and want to get home. But, oh, by the way, there’s a smoke monster. There are hatches, too. Did I not tell you about the hatches? How about the murderously territorial tribe of people on the other side of the island? Surely I must have mentioned them. But by that time, even the most sci-fi averse had been sucked into the ambitious adventure by its rich, relatable characters. And that’s all the audience really wants, characters to love, loathe, and puzzle over. Showrunners Damon Lindelof and Carlton Cuse understand this; it’s what has emboldened them to shower us with puzzle pieces that can’t all possibly fit. But they’ve also set themselves up for microscopic scrutiny. They nailed the routine, but can they stick the landing? Even if they don’t, we’ll still have our fond memories of the infatuation stage of this most unlikely romance between a nation and a disappearing island.
#1 'The Wire'
If I hear one more person whining about The Wire never winning any Emmys, I may end up turning to drugs. Of course it never won Emmys. Let’s face it: it’s not the stuff Emmys are made of; it’s bleak, cynical, complex, violent, and ruthlessly esoteric. Anyone who says it didn’t take him a few episodes to figure out which end was up either has a police-issued gold watch, Jacob the Jeweler-issued gold teeth, or is a filthy, filthy liar. The characteristics that got the show overlooked at the Emmys are the same ones that made it the best show of the decade. It’s impenetrable on an episodic level, demanding rapt attention week after week. Those who committed to the journey were introduced to a sprawling ensemble of characters so vividly rendered they felt like people we knew, or could know, even if they did just happen to be morally compromised cops or casual killers. We watched an honest-to-God, real-life ecosystem blossom before our eyes, one that felt wholly authentic, like it existed before the opening credits and after the closing ones, and would keep on churning whether or not we were there to see it. The effect The Wire had on its viewers is one that can’t be quantified with shiny statues. I’m sure David Simon would trade an Emmy for the satisfaction of knowing there are people like me who understand on an intellectual level that it’s only a television show, and yet still wonder what Marlo Stanfield is up to these days, and if he’s OK.
Preview Mary J Blige's "Stronger With Each Tear"
"Mary J Blige "Stronger With Each Tear" album preview" [Album dropping on December 21st]
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Monday, December 7, 2009
Hit or Miss: 50 Cent "Do You Think About Me"
So I caught a snippet of this new 50 track and since I haven't been checking for 50 music for the better part of a decade, what drew me to this track was its slick production and general flow. Since 50 hasn't had a hit song or garnered much radio play, could this be his ticket back to the big leagues.
13 Things You Should Absolutely Know about Eating Out
from BlogXilla.com
- If you make a big fuss about sending your soup back because it’s not hot enough, we like to take your spoon and run it under really hot water, so when you put the hot spoon in your mouth, you’re going to get the impression — often the very painful impression — that your soup is indeed hot. —Chris
- We’re not allowed to tell our customers we don’t like a dish. So if you ask your server how something is and she says, “It’s one of our most popular dishes,” chances are she doesn’t like it.
- If someone orders a frozen drink that’s annoying to make, I’ll say, “Oh, we’re out. Sorry!” when really I just don’t want to make it. But if you order water instead of another drink, suddenly we do have what you originally wanted because I don’t want to lose your drink on the bill. —Waitress at a casual Mexican restaurant in Manhattan
- When I was at one bakery restaurant, they used to make this really yummy peach cobbler in a big tray. A lot of times, servers don’t have time to eat. So we all kept a fork in our aprons, and as we cruised through the kitchen, we’d stick our fork in the cobbler and take a bite. We’d use the same fork each time. —Kathy Kniss
- I knew one guy — he was a real jerk — he’d go to Costco and buy this gigantic carrot cake for $10 and tell us to say it’s homemade. Then he sold it for $10 a slice. —Steve Dublanica, veteran New York waiter
- If you’re having a disagreement over dinner and all of a sudden other servers come by to refill your water or clear your plates, or you notice a server slowly refilling the salt and pepper shakers at the table next to yours, assume that we’re listening. —Charity Ohlund
- We put sugar in our kids’ meals so kids will like them more. Seriously. We even put extra sugar in the dough for the kids’ pizzas. —Waitress at a well-known pizza chain
- If you’re a vegetarian and you ask if we use vegetable stock, I’m going to say yes, even if we don’t. You’ll never know the difference.
- At a lot of restaurants, the special is whatever they need to sell before it goes bad. Especially watch out for the soup of the day. If it contains fish or if it’s some kind of “gumbo,” it’s probably the stuff they’re trying to get rid of. 10 year waitress
- Now that I’ve worked in a restaurant, I never ask for lemon in a drink. Everybody touches them. Nobody washes them. We just peel the stickers off, cut them up, and throw them in your iced tea. —Charity Ohlund
- I’ve never seen anybody do anything to your food, but I have seen servers mess with your credit card. If a server doesn’t like you, he might try to embarrass you in front of your business associate or date by bringing your credit card back and saying, “Do you have another card? This one didn’t go through.” —Charity Ohlund
- “I’ve seen some horrible things done to people’s food: steaks dropped on the floor, butter dipped in the dishwater”—Waiter at a casual restaurant in the Chicago area
- “Don’t order fish on Sunday or Monday. The fish deliveries are usually twice a week, so Tuesday through Friday are great days. Or ask the restaurant when they get theirs.” —Steve Dublanica
Friday, December 4, 2009
This Alicia Keys Album Needs to Leak Already
"Alicia Keys - Put it in a love song (featuring Beyonce) " [from the forthcoming album "The Element of Freedom" dropping on December 15th]
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I'm really crossing my fingers with this new Alicia Keys album because so far, all of the leaked tracks have been fiyah. Take a gander at the latest leak from the Keys camp "Put it in a love song" and check out the album "The Element of Freedom" when it drops on December 15th.
Thursday, December 3, 2009
Breaking Down Chris Brown
Than This
But hey, if you wanna dress up in one of Rihanna's old Dior leotard suit sets and pose with cartoon characters then who are we to stop you. But then again, this is why I like Chris Brown, because in a lot of ways he doesn't give a fuck what anyone has to say about his music, his life, or his persona. All personal shenanigans aside, his latest offering "Graffiti" is not a bad effort for a 12 year old, but upon completing the first spin on the ipod, i had to say to myself "this little kid is really feeling himself." Which is a shame because, including said personal shenanigans again for arguments sake, Chris Brown could have benefited from a heaping tablespoon or two dozen of humility.
Its not that the album doesn't have its spots of sheer genuine musical brilliance, in fact there are several offerings on the album that manage to be a whole lot more clever than I care to give them credit for. Such as the misplaced show opener "I Can Transform Ya" which sounds just as loud and clunky as the movie. I'm not sure who thought recording this song was a good idea, but Lil Wayne shows up wheeling around an IV bag full of that syrup sounding high as a kite while it sounds like Chris Brown and company are jumping around on a trampoline. But the lyrical content manages to be a bit of a play on words as its obviously timely. I wonder if Dreamworks is giving them any kickbacks. "Famous Girl" is probably the most clever song on the album and is the epitome of word play as he proclaims his fame and the fame of the girls he loves as a playful tug of war. The song is so obviously about Rihanna its not even funny as are several others, but this one manages to be far less groan inducing.
The groan inducing numbers are curiously tucked away at the end of the album and should have been left off entirely as the only emotion they illicit is pushing the skip button. "Fall Down" and "I'll go" are not really worth a listen unless you wanna hear Chris Brown paint himself as a martyr. Nobody cares about the pressures that come with being rich and famous (well in his case). Especially when you have one song speaking specifically to just how famous you think you are, "Famous Girl", and another "Lucky Me" where you fawn over yourself and how your "name is in the sky all over the world" for 5 effin minutes.
Of course where the album excels is in what I call its safe set (tracks 2-5). "Sing Like Me," "Crawl," "So Cold," and "What I Do," are all songs that we have come to expect from the 12 year old. Contemporary R&B offerings that maintain their PG rating by being retrofitted for the merry go round.
"Take my Time" is where Chris Brown gets his little grown man on, but lets keep it real, the track sounds like a song R. Kelly has been keeping in the cut since his "12 play" days. As my girlfriend would explain it...listening to it is the audible equivalent of slow grinds and body rolls. But the curious question is, why is Tank on this track. Given the subject matter...the song sounds very odd with Two dudes on it. Like who or how did they write and demo this and then go....you know what this already testosterone heavy track needs....more testosterone...lets call Tank. Well that was a wholly bad mistake as when the second verse kick in, the maturity level is kicked up to the nth degree, as Tank smoothly chimes in, then puts to shame Mr. Brown on his own track. After listening to this, I kept wondering what it would sound like with just Tank on the track, as when his vocals kick it, its like he is saying to Chris Brown "yeah, the song is written like this, but you have to sing it like this." Since Chris Brown is only 12, it sounds like he is about to gizz on himself at any point - as if he is doing body rolls and slow grinds while singing it.
The Daring set (tracks 8 and 9) are really where I have to give the album and Chris Brown a lot of credit. Its unusual for a commercial, male R&B artist to experiment with his music in this way but "I.Y.A." (In Your Arms) manages to turn the Chris Brown formula on its ear and give it a playful 80's inspired twist. I also like the lyrical content as its unusual for any male artist in this decade to create a song where the hooks speaks to waking up in your arms (not hitting it from the back or sexing you til 6 in the morning). Its a very nice message and an excellent song that hearkens back to the Mowtown era where a man told a woman just how much he loved her through song and metaphor. "Pass Out" is similarly in the same vein, with its frantic electro funk beat and techno musings. Although the lyrical content is a little questionable we'll "wait til you pass out"...i mean, it is a dance song so I get it, but its not the best look. Oddly, this track sounds like Chris Brown's version of "Disturbia" which he apologized for writing in "Famous Girl", but its admirable because, again, its so out of the box it becomes infectious.
Addressing the personal crap head on, I don't judge this young cat because although I don't think he is a very good artist and has yet to form his own identity in music (stealing pages out of Rihanna's playbook is not the same thing as having edge)the brotha can sing and he has genuine talent and only God can judge him. I mean he is only 12 so he will get there, but after 3 albums (the first very impressive, the second awful) he is at least getting back to producing what people like about him in the first place. That being feel good, somewhat syrupy pop tunes that make their way into your spirit and get your feet to moving. If I had to get straight to the point with the album, I would say it sounds like it was recorded in a Chuck E Cheese so that Chris could go play skeet ball and jump in the balls between recording tracks. But then again, the album is juvenile, immature, and obnoxious and Chris couldn't care less and that, ladies and gentlemen, is clever in and of itself.
CYNE's of Life for Hip Hop Lovers
They say hip hop isn't dead and CYNE creates a really good argument for the resurrection as emcees Akin and Cise Star, and producers Enoch and Speck come together one more to bring "Water for Mars", a 21 track collection of bangers to make your ears gasm. CYNE (Cultivating Your New Experience) pronounced "sign" is a group that heralds from Gainesville, Florida and their sound is categorized and heavily influenced by Left-field hip hop, rock, trip-hop, and Jazz. I first became introduced to CYNE with their 2008 offering "Starship Utopia" and the infectious title track that mashed up 70's soul with a funky baseline. Check out below for their banger "Sleep (Mexicans With Guns Remix) off the "Water for Mars" set and support the artist by checking them out on itunes and amazon.
Tank Provides Some Stellar R&B for "After the Club"
"Tank - After the Club"
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Tank is a REAL SANGER and being a real singer, he quite smoothly proclaims "keep the autotune off my voice" in his latest offering "After the Club". And for good reason, autotune and a desire to be edgy in this musical market is killing music in its entirety and I am gracious for singers who stand up and take stake to a revolution in vocal styling. Set your ear free and take a gander.
Wednesday, December 2, 2009
RES Proves "Black Girls Rock"
"RES - Black Girls Rock" [Available for Free Download - click on link]
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I am a huge huge Res fan, I mean I still bump her 2001 debut "How I Do", so I have been checking for new Res music for some time. Copped the Idol Warship project with Talib Kweli, but there just wasn't enough Res. Well she is back after a 8 year hiatus to bring us "Black Girls Rock", a collection of 10 moody, classic gems reportedly shelved by Geffen Records and now available for free by Res herself. Enjoy
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