Top 5 Reasons Chris Brown Really Went On Larry King

From Fly Style Life.com

After weeks of speculation, CHRIS BROWN’S long-awaited sit-down with Larry King aired in full last night – and once again, Brown missed the mark.

During the hour-long interview, Brown was vague, uneven and most importantly answered none of the questions the viewers tuned in to watch. The adolescent fan-base that probably would find satisfaction in Browns performance, aren’t going to watch Larry King. And the adults that tuned in were far too smart to fall for his coy answers.

I’m sure I’m not alone in wondering what his ultimate goal for doing the interview in the first place. But we’ve got some theories…

Join us in The Top 5 Reasons Chris Brown Really Went On Larry King

5. Chris is the new spokesman for The National Council of Incoherency – That is the only reason I could think of that his handlers would stick this boy in front of the camera – yet again – without better media training. Within the entire hour, I believe Brown completed 4 actual sentences. God help the poisoned liver of anyone who played a drinking game and took a shot every time Chris said ‘Like’.

4. Chris is quietly lobbying for the lead role in The Louis Farrakhan Story – Once again, Brown makes a less than favorable fashion choice while appealing to the public. In the very first television interview where you break your silence – one that’s being heavily watched around the world – you sit down with one of the most respected journalists dressed like Mr. Rogers illegitimate chocolate son?

3. His Jeweler told him if he wore them on TV, he could keep the diamond earrings – I think it might be tough for anyone to ask for forgiveness with four karats worth of diamonds in their ears. They were distracting, and not very visually appealing.

2. The Larry King Interview counts as one hour towards his ‘community labor’ – He answered very few questions. Joyce cried, a lot. Mark Geragos used this as his official ‘I’m a caring lawyer’ commercial. And we were forced to watch several Larry King close-ups. Sounds like labor to me.

1. Chris was told he could finally perform a Michael Jackson Tribute – This is the only logical reason we could think of to explain why Brown would have done this interview. Clearly there was very little preparation. Brown came off as nervous and inarticulate and seemed to not be able to read his own instincts to let his personality and charm come through.

Let’s be clear, the situation is over. And FSL has long believed that if Brown faces the legal consequences he should be given a second chance. But let’s hope that this is finally the end of his poorly constructed media redemption campaign.

So these are our theories, now we want to hear yours. What did you think of the interview? Mama Joyce? Chris’ bow-tie?

Leave your thoughts and comments below.