Wednesday, March 31, 2010

"You Smoke Crack....Don'tcha!!!"





Celebrity truly is a sad sad reality sometimes and what these young hollywood famewhores fail to realize is that its only a matter of time before the pimp comes to collect his due...whether it be substance abuse, deteriorating health, or a life that completely spirals out of control. In a way, I feel bad for Ms. Lohan because at one point she showed so much promise as an actress. This picture, is truly the saddest cry I have ever seen for some type of intervention. I guess she was exercising foresight in putting her coke in her shoes for a night out a the club, but the point couldn't be more apropos as the image suggest Ms. Lohan's life and career going up in a puff of smoke. If only she had Morgan Freeman to set her straight. "Lean on Me" to this day is STILL THE SHIT!!! - THEY DON'T MAKE MOVIES LIKE THAT ANYMORE.

10 Tax Tips for Last Minute Filers


If you haven’t filed your taxes yet, then you might want to get on the ball. We did a little research and found 10 Tax Tips for Last Minute Filers. In case you didn’t know, the 1st Time Home Buyers $8,000 Tax Credit was extended to April 30th.

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1. E-File Your Return: Your tax return will get processed quickly if you use e-file. If there is an error on your return, it will typically be identified and can be corrected right away. Choose Direct Deposit to receive your refund quicker.

2. Review Tax ID numbers: Remember to carefully check all identification numbers on your return. Incorrect or illegible Social Security Numbers can delay or reduce a tax refund.

3. Double-Check Your Figures: Whether you are filing electronically or by paper, review all the amounts you transferred over from your Forms W-2 or 1099. Also, make sure you have all your W-2s and 1099s from the companies you worked for.

4. College Students Federal Tuition Deduction (amount is a total, not per student)
• $4,000 tuition/books deduction if income is $130k or less ($65k or less for single filers)
• $2,000 tuition/books deduction if income is $130,001-$160,000 ($65,001-80,000 for single)
• Available for all undergraduate and graduate levels; no limit on number of years claimed
• Cannot also claim an American Opportunities, Hope or Lifetime Learning Credit for the student

5. Earned Income Tax Credit (EIC/EITC): Federal income-tax credit for working families with low to moderate incomes (Single Income up to $35k/ Married Income Up to $45k). Married and single parents or caregivers can receive anywhere from $2,000 to $4,000.

6. Home Office Deductions: If you have a home business or work from home for your current employer, check to see what deductions are available.

7. File an Extension: Taxpayers who will not be able to file a return by the April 15th deadline should request the IRS Form 4868, which gives you an extension of time to file by October 15th, 2010. Remember, the extension of time to file is not an extension of time to pay.

8. Review Your Math: Taxpayers filing paper returns should also double-check that they have correctly figured the refund or balance due and have used the right figure from the tax table.

9. PLEASE MAKE SURE YOU SIGN AND DATE YOUR RETURN!!! ALSO When filing a joint return BOTH spouses must sign a joint return, even if only ONE had income. Anyone paid to prepare a return must also sign it.

10. 1st Time Home Buyer Tax Credit was EXTENDED to April 30th, 2010: If the buyer enters into a binding contract by April 30, they have until June 30, 2010 to settle on the purchase. No credit is available if the purchase price of the home exceeds $800,000. The maximum credit for first-time homeowners is $8,000 (up to $4,000 for married filing separately). If you are NOT a 1st time buyer but purchased a residence you can receive a credit of up to $6,500.

**Bonus** Check to See if You are Eligible to Received the The Making Work Pay Tax Credit, which normally gives a maximum of $400 for working individuals and $800 for working married couples

For any more question, concerns and forms, contact the IRS: 1-800-829-1040 or go to their website: www.irs.gov

The Label Loosens the "Tightrope" and finally Gives Ms Monáe a Release Date


Well it looks like Ms. Janelle Monáe may escape the Bad Boy curse (yes, she is still signed to the label but is perhaps the only artist who still is as Cassie, Diddy, and Day 26 have all moved to Atlantic) as she has been garnered with a release date for her upcoming May 18th release of her new CD The ArchAndroid. I can't begin to tell you how excited I am as acts like Ms Monae are exactly what the musical landscape is desperate for. Take a gander at her video for "Tightrope" and let life wash all over you.

Tuesday, March 30, 2010

SWV Stages a Comeback and Ponders - Where Did All the Real R&B Music Go



When you think of the 90’s music era you can’t help but to notice it gave birth to some of the hottest platinum artists in the game (SWV, Jade, Jodeci, Faith Evans, etc). Artists who are struggling to get the attention of the listening public now, were heavy spinners on radio, some selling 20,000 plus records a week in the stores. But what the hell happened? Where did that real R&B music go? In my opinion, and I’m sure millions will agree with me, is that the best thing that could have happened with music was the freedom to be able to pick and chose what genre of music you want to listen to. Radio now is fluttered with what I consider “Kindergarten snacks”, where the artist just gives you a lollipop and some bubble gum, but the real music fans are still left waiting for a real meal. Now don’t get me wrong, there are some new school artists that I can appreciate, but it’s for the moment, they are not artists that I would wanna hear years from now. Something is really wrong with that picture. I refuse to believe that real music is dead and there is no solid place for those “real” artists, songwriters and producers. We as the listening and buying public are responsible for what we want to hear, and the artists we want to see. It’s important that we keep the 90’s music alive and support our local underground artists who are getting lost in the shuffle. We are not going to the stores buying real music, but rather sit our asses in the hair salons and barber shops waiting for the bootleg copy. Come on guys lets request, “Weak”, “Forever my Lady” and all of those great 90’s songs that “YOU” made number one.

Love Always,
Lelee

'What's Not To Love' About Dwele


From Soulbounce.com

It's always refreshing to hear men sing lovingly about women. With so much negativity in the mainstream urban music marketplace and the world in general, it's a joy to listen to a track that praises the fairer sex in all our glory. Enter the latest from Dwele. In "What's Not To Love," he goes in about the young lady who has his undivided attention. He marvels that she's more than a pretty face and that she has substance for days--on top of wanting to put a ring on it. Dwele's signature smooth vocals are in place and the laid-back groove fits nicely into his discography, which will expand when he releases his next album, W.W.W. (W.ants W.orld W.omen), on June 29th. Black Music Month will clearly be ending on a high note.

Thursday, March 25, 2010

Lil Freak or Career Fail: The Demise of Usher



Its funny to me how when a performer is young he or she is always trying to prove their musical prowess by asserting a sense of maturity they are essentially too young to embody. But when they get older (over 30) the exact opposite plays out, which is they are trying to prove just how immature they and thus how viable they are to the overly courted teenage market. Usher is an artist who embodies this exact trend. From a young age, his music always seemed to project a maturity that exceeded his years. But as artist like Trey Songs, Chris Brown, Omarion, and Ne-Yo have popped up to take over the very lane Usher use to operate on cruise control....Usher seems like he is incapable of providing a bit of competition.

I have heard Raymond Vs. Raymond and although it is leaps and bounds better than "Here I Stand" it presents a fundamental problem with Usher which is that his brand is experiencing the inevitable "law of diminishing returns". Usher, as a brand, is completely fucked for not only has Trey Songs totally snatched Usher's Mojo, but the marriage and fatherdom have isolated Usher from his bread and butter, which was his huge female fan base. Also, with this album being leaked over a year ago, and subsequent versions of the album popping up from when it was called "Monster" all the way to the "Raymond Vs. Raymond" mess, Usher and his people couldn't even manage to leverage his personal life with his music. A gimmick that almost all people saw through instantly.

If you are not in the know, then "Confessions" (Usher's most successful disc) was about producer Jermaine Dupree's life and not Usher's at all. But the album benefited from the fall out with TLC's Chili and translated that into big album sales. "Raymond Vs. Raymond" tried to use the same formula, but fails on all levels...particularly in management. Usher has been experiencing a lot of turn around in his camp and that is more than likely responsible for how sloppy this project has come off in general.

But at the root of everything you have to blame the man, for Usher appears completely content with just playing Usher. The above video for "lil Freak" couldn't drive this point home more as Usher just kind of stands around (like a pole at a strip club)and looks more than content to be an object by which all the ladies are throwing their sexy at. I mean, c'mon when you have to have features sensation Niki Minaj (the correct spelling of her name is unimportant) come out and lesbo it up for 5 minute to garner any interest in your music then you know you have a problem.

The same hold true for the album where track after track after track has usher phoning it in on wax. He sounds bored with his own material, jaded by his own image, and at a loss to regain what made him a sex symbol in the first place. Lead single "Hey Daddy (Daddy's Home)" has to be the tackiest, most egregious piece of fame whoring as any song that instantly makes you think of Usher's two kids can't possibly foster a playboy image. I heard an interview with usher where he was explaining how on this album he needed to shed his "old man" image. I didn't know old and 30 were synonymous, but this can't possibly be the direction he had in mind as Usher looks and kinda acts like a sex obsessed juvenile who woke up and was inspired by his first wet dream.

I'm really rooting for Usher, but this project is as dead in the water as this first video. I mean, Usher is a great dancer and performer, but none of that is evident in the above video. He is also a great vocalist, but you would be hard pressed to find evidence of this on "Raymond Vs. Raymond" - a collection of generic R&B songs that Trey Songs, Chris Brown, and even Justin Bieber would probably pass on.

So its safe to say that Usher is living in his last days. For if he keeps this up, then all the fame and success he can expect to have will come from greatest hits collections and Christmas Albums. I mean, really....if you are gonna parlay your personal squabbles with your fame whoring ambitions, then at least release the damn album on the date your divorce is final and make sure that on that day you perform on Good Morning America or whatever wearing a button down, jacket, slacks and tie made completely out of your divorce papers with giant pens dancing in the background singing "Papers". If his management had been this clever, then maybe I could respect Usher a little more as an artist.

Blinded by The Blind Side: How Feel Good Gives Way to Perpetuation


I think I'm going to end up going way hard on "The Blindside" because although it is a well executed, finely acted, and emotionally rewarding film i feel that there is a sort of evil magic at play that totally bypassed the subconscious. Perpetuating a lot of things that the movie feels like it goes out of its way to sidestep.

What I instantly loved about "The Blind Side" was how it takes the time to not only create, but observe and allow to play out the small but meaningful moments that expose character. Inevitably, these small moments we observe with Michael sort of reaffirm a sense of structure and order that may have been missing from the Tuohy household before his arrival. And likewise, the small moments Bullock's character get to have inevitably make Michael a more fulfilled, less guarded human being. However, the major problem I have with "The Blind Side" is a fundamental one; if you are going to proudly proclaim "Based on the Extraordinary True Story" at the top of the key art, then shouldn't you make the movie about the person at the center of said story.

This would be Michael Oher, an All-American who later went on to be the offensive tackle for the Baltimore Ravens. The movie kicks starts at a point in Michael's life where he is coasting on the fumes of the goodwill of others as a stranger Michael is living with convinces a coach at the private shool at the center of "The Blind Side" that Michael's athleticism would be a great barter for admission. From this point on, Michael is treated less than a human being (by the conventions of the story) and more like a prop that gets pulled from one point in the story to another. We get flashed of his past, of the disparity this young man witness at a young age and the poverty he was born from, but never any kind of proper exposition or examination of how it has all affected Michael. Instead of this, we get some lip service in the beginning of the story about how he scored 98 percent on protective instincts or whatever that plays way too much into the rest of the story and lazily is used as a device to explain his general demeanor to the audience. Its basically a way for everyone to like Michael without him having to say very much.

And why doesn't he say much. Its important to note that Michael was born in 1986 so at the time the movie takes place, what we are watching is a snapshot of 2003, but if feels like the 50's. The Tuohy's are filthy rich people and there is never a moment the film doesn't remind you about all the Taco Bells they own (how is that for product placement). But on the flip side, the only people of color in the film reside in "the Ghetto" and they paint it as a place to exist in complete opposition to the grand sweeping halls, shiny cars, and expensive salads that signpost the extravagant lifestyle of the Tuohy's. The movie plays out this particular bit of racial politics as if the civil rights movement hasn't happened at all and that post modern apartheid instead is the model of modern living.

And maybe this is the other problem I had with "The Blind Side" is that it plays to be a bit of poverty porn. Many accused "Precious" of the same thing, but where that film differs is that it didn't use poverty as a device for sympathy. Yes, Precious was poor and abused, but she didn't let those things define her spirit and who she was as a person and instead used EDUCATION as a means of bettering herself and her situation. The conditions she had to endure explained the battles that she faced and overcome - not to be used as just a backdrop. In "The Blind Side" this is exactly the case, Michael's poverty is expressly used as a device to make Leigh Anne Tuohy more saintly and your heart goes, "look at this well meaning well off white lady helping out this poor black prop...i mean boy." But a prop he is as Michael's size leads him to a natural affinity for football and a desire for education or just enough education to get him to the big leagues. If you think about that too hard....its insulting on its own terms.

Again, there is a great deal of attention payed to how everyone else deals with Michael, but no real understanding of how he must be interpreting the whole thing. SJ, the youngest of the Tuohy clan, takes to Michael instantly and they have a very natural, very fitting relationship in the film. However, even Bullocks character initially is uneasy just over not knowing him and having him spend the night for the first time (something she comes to grips with) as does the patriarch (an understated Tim McGraw). There is a great deal of time played to how Michael's teachers learn to help him, how the coach must learn to communicate with him, and how Collins (the daughter) learns to live with him. The whole Collins thing was very awkward in the story because it subversively paints an incorrect picture of Michael's intentions, then doesn't even bother to allow him to voice any difference. To cut to the chase, its not just that Michael doesn't have a voice in the story, its that the story vehemently refuses to even give him the time and consideration to have one. As if its trying to make a life story from someone life they don't have the rights to...so they tell it from everyone Else's perspective. With Michael just looking happy to be there most of the time.

Its funny to me that Michael really doesn't get a voice until the whole bit with the NCAA happens and then the questioning is oddly done by the only other African American you see in the story that doesn't stay in the projects. Which leads to yet another racial snafu - now you are essentially turning your movie on its ear asking if these good meaning white folks were taking advantage of a situation for personal and/or financial gain. Something that I didn't really think about until then. But then again, This is the point in the movie that the catharsis takes place and the movie itself admits to making Michael just a prop. Michael isn't asked for his input or opinion on anything involving him in the story. The decision to adopt Michael seems to be something that happened independent of his knowledge, its not clear (by the story) if Michael had any real interest in football (at the beginning of the film, his passion seems more basketball than anything) the decision to have a car felt like it wasn't his at all (I mean he mentions wanting a drivers license because from what i understand, any kid that didn't grow up having a bed would just love to have something to identify their place in society). But it seems like the car thing came into play to perfectly set up the scenario in which Michael proves his loyalty to SJ and the Tuohy family.

So when Michael is shown a mirror essentially by the NCAA big wig and actually questions Leigh Anne's intentions (of which we know are good) then it feels a little late in the game. Its as if the prop suddenly woke up, looked around, acknowledge that it was a prop and then went "Okay, I have something to say now". This is the first time that we hear Leigh Anne ask Michael if he even wanted to play football. Glad we got the basics out in the third act.

Like I said, this story is a great great testament to the power and meaning of family. I really really wish it didn't play the racial politics as two extremes on a page....especially since what we are looking at is 2003!! But hey, this wouldn't be the first or last film that had negative things to say about a particular group of people. If you grew up in the 80's and 90's then you know good and the hell well that movies like "Colors," "South Central," "Dangerous Minds," "Boyz N the Hood,"Higher Learning" and a slew of others committed way worse or way less offenses (really depends on how you look at it). I guess with this case, I didn't expect to get so Blind Sided by something so heart warming.

PS. Bullock gives a very good performance, but I kept scratching my head as to how this translated into a Best Actress Nod at the academy awards. Its her best acting to date, but its standard Bullock all the way.

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